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Turtle Creek Extreme first season THUNDER!!!

      Turtle Creek Extreme Hardcore Swamp Warfare Committee proved Sunday,January 7th why it is by far the most dangerous, intense, EXTREME, paintball club ever! At approximatly 1:30 that afternoon a war was waged that would set the precedence for all battles that will occur in the future. The four official Committee members, and after witnessing the battle personally, I feel I must mention them by name, Don "The Destroyer",Jim "The
Annihilator", Johnny Law "The- Enforcer", and Josh "the possum", engaged in three seperate matches that turned out to be the the most EXTREME ever! Also present were two guest, Dave "The Birdinator",{that name unofficial} and Eddy,{one of the few left from a disbanded team Reeper}. I only want to say this; No paintball war has ever been fought under the
same conditions, the extreme rules {of which there are very few}, the dark, unfriendly location, and most of all, the ferocity of each, individual member.They will stop at nothing for the kill, and are shamed if they don't get it first. Only in the Badlands will you find yourself engaged in a battle less than two feet away from your opponent,who carries a weapon maxed out on pressure that blow's regulation paintball off the map. Check out the other TCBALLERS NEWS ARTICLES to catch the list of EXTREME
injuries that occured at the season opener.The long, ugly, list!!! Also find out detailed info on the shootout.

Thank You TCBALLERS COMMITTEE
for allowing me to be a witness to the most brutal paintball
war I've ever seen,
Journalist K.M.A. {member of Annihilator Fan Club}
Reporting.

Turtle Creek Committee making big plans for 2001 season.

      The Turtle Creek Extreme Hardcore Swamp Warfare Committee has begun it's 2001 season right on time to catch the first Sunday in January as it's official opening battle. The equipment this year has been updated and pressure control knobs have been increased totheir maximum capacity! Johnny Law, The Annihilator, and The Possumhave tested the badlands with a quick pre-season battle that took place just after January 1st. Also present was a young Turtle wannabehoping to do well enough to join the "Turtle Scouts", the Committee'sbootcamp for teenage delinquints. Private Justin was honored into the scouts in the 2000 season for shooting his dad in the back while on the same team as him. The Annihilator has swore revenge.
The warfare this year is sure to bring even more pain andsuffering. A squad of about 6, Don "The D-stroyer", The Enforcer "Johnny Law", "TheAnnihilator", "The Possum", a single player from what's left of team Reeper, and a new guest are expected to attend.Details of the battle will be updated on the news page as it arrives.
                                                                           Journalist J.T A.,
                                                                                           reporting.

Extreme Injuries Occur at Season Opener!

After a severe swamp warfare battle at Turtle Creek, all four committee members and two guest occumulated at Don The Destroyers driveway to compare received paintball injuries from the updated equipment they had spent so much time fine tuning to absolute maximum velocity! Remember, Turtle Creek allows any gun at any pressure to play. There are no pussy machines that tell you your gun is to hot! The witnessed but not official injuries are as follows; The Annihilator commented that he is sporting two beautiful wounds, one, a severe close range shot to the top of the head, left an egg size lump with the infamous cigar burn- {what the Annihilator says the actual bruise left by the paintball looks like} directly in the center of the bulbus lump! The second of the near fatal wounds taken in by the Annihilator was also a close range hit taken in the left side lower rib cage leaving
an awfully ugly knot also branding the famous "cigar burn" directly in the center. The Annihilator had other injuries but said they were'nt worthy of reporting, but hopes to have more next time! Next on the list comes The possum,THIS GUY WILL NEVER PLAY THE PIANO AGAIN!!!! (not that he could before). I can't begin to tell you the number of shots this guy took at close range to unpretected hands. The Destroyer reported that when he engaged The Possum in battle he had a clear cut target on Possums gun clutching hands. He let loose instantly and the result was an uncountable number of  paintballs blistering him about the knuckles and between the fingers. Destroyer also reported "It was neat man, I watched the balls make a direct hit on his fingers one right after the other in the same spot on his hand." There were too many more wounds than we can put in one article. More to come.

New column and product reviews to be added.

     The TC newsroom is proud to announce that we will soon be adding a couple of things to our news pages. We will be providing product reviews for both new and not-so-new products. For we as fellow paintballers know that long term durability is very important to those who are running on a low budget.We will also be adding a column written by our very own Annihilator. He had his own unique & bizzar outlook on things last year, even though everyone else may have seen it different. It's sure to bring a ton of laughs.

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